Be my (anti) Valentine

Ok, so Valentine’s Day isn’t everyone’s cup of tea (mine included!) We can’t help but feel it’s just an excuse for commercialism to rear it’s ugly head as hearts and flowers invade high street window displays, couples are already arguing over their plans for the big day - rugby at the pub, or that romantic meal for two? (which will cost twice as much as it would on a ‘normal’ day!) - and all the while the ‘ching ching’ of gift shop tills hangs in the air like a bad case of tinnitus. If you’re sick of cringey cards, loveheart-shaped paraphernalia and floral offerings, I suggest breaking the mould by making a tongue-in cheek gesture with one of these quirky finds...and there’s not a heart or flower in sight.

1. No more fights over the washing up – even the most argumentative couple can be King and Queen of the kitchen with these his and hers (Rex and Regina) tea towels, £10 each, http://www.lushlampshades.co.uk/

2. Thinking or popping the question (er...or not)? Leave your options open with these ‘I do’ and ‘I don’t’ necklaces, £39 each, www.plumo.com

3. Say it with...a typewriter! Who needs soppy love notes when ‘You’re just my type’ says it all? Simple, succint and stylish, £2.70, http://www.nancyandbetty.com/

Have a happy Valentine’s weekend!